>watch a movie >something cringe happens >pause it >start pacing around the room while muttering gibberish to myself How do I stop doing this

>watch a movie
>something cringe happens
>pause it
>start pacing around the room while muttering gibberish to myself
How do I stop doing this

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take your meds

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stop watching israeli garbage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically this

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watch a movie I already know with my family
    >go to the toilet before sex scene starts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >return to find out parents pauses it just as you left the room

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no no no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you have to train yourself
    rise above the cringe

    watch this over and over again until you can make it through without pausing and then you are well on your way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not cringe. That's psychopathic behavior.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the worst part about this is she actually responded positively about being called hot, so he should have just said she's hot then continued his food order and left it at that and it would have flowed better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      arverage r/tv poster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you think this le based ebin streamer is funny you should return to reddit and take your ritalin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is like Danielfromsl irl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's cringe but also this is the only way to achieve total confidence. He will have no fear of any interactions ever again

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I pause the movie then look around with a thousand yard stare then I start scrolling on Cinemaphile until the cringe comes out off my body

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >frogpost
    have a nice day.
    It's a simple knot.
    Here are instructions.

    Do it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pushing people to suicide over the internet is a crime punishable by prison time
      just fyi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        suck my nuts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who even sells noose rope anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >noose rope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pepe was here long before you, tourist. frick off

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watch movie
    >couple kiss passionately
    >throw laptop at the wall and have a nervous breakdown

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt self-insert as a man to cope
      NGMI

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >romantic drama
        >protagonist shares my first and last name
        >he's Black

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >froghomosexual is a completely unhinged lunatic
    Yeah

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do this too

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watch movie

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf I pace around my room too. Sometimes I get lost in my thoughts and realize I've been circling around for 10s of minutes

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have to pause movies or shows to play out how I'd approach the situation in my head.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play games instead, the last bastion of good story telling. Not for long though, it is slowly going to shit like everything else.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have to look away when people flirt or kiss or there's sexual tension

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are we like this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea. I have never been molested or anthing yet human intimacy makes me afraid and uncomfortable.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i usually just call them morons and change channel for a few seconds

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watch movie
    >don't know what happens because I've lost focus
    >pause movie and look at the wall
    >start talking to an imaginary person reenacting a conversation I've had in the past or one that I'm planning to have

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >start talking to an imaginary person reenacting a conversation I've had in the past or one that I'm planning to have

      I hate doing this, but it pays off sometimes so I have to keep doing it. Nothing feels better than having a conversation you've already planned out and giving perfect canned responses.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        except when the other person goes off script and you stand there not knowing how to proceed

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watch movie
    >shit my pants
    >leave a tip for the jannies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >15% of $0

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if you're in a theater? Also what movie or show made you cringe the hardest?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to kinoplex
    >Watch kino
    >It's kino
    Every. Single. Time.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >turn on kinovision
    >see a Black person
    >throw up and turn off kinovision to go on Cinemaphile

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I'll be going about my day and then one of my personal sexual failures pops into my head, then I mutte out loud some unrelated phrase a few times.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watch endless reaction and analysis videos without movie footage
    >watch trailers over and over again
    >imagine the movies in head very vividly
    >watch them, theyre nothing like in my imagination and I m endlessly frustrated

    The batman and titane were the most recent which were destroyed by my bullshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I do the same thing with wikipedia summaries

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry to alert this to you OP but you have a severe case of schizophrenia. I recommend contacting your local doctor for medication to avoid any other episodes again.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watching a movie
    >pausing it

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watch a movie
    >something cringe happens
    >start driving round the drive-in honking my horn
    >banned for life
    mfw

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, wasn't this supposed to be a lightweight youtube thing?

    What the hell happened?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yo, where my vid at?

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