Obi Wan Kenobi

The show is over let's talk about it. Also, I found this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33GF3G1Vw9s

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fun, but it has some glaring issues that contradict what we see in the OT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thrash.. kys homosexual. Obi wan sucked ass.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    finale was kinda good, especially camio fro liam neeson. But frick, was it shit in the middle

  3. 2 years ago
    sneed

    Stop shilling your channel, b***h.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stay in the South.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mediocre show, not amazing, but not bad. Best part was Ewan and Hayden nostalgia.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Intro has at least an attempt at a troony voice
    >Rest of video is just a normal nasal nerd male voice
    I'm confused

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    REVA IS QUEEN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >REVA IS QUEEN

      That's right

      of rimjobs?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do military veterans really forget their skills so fast? I'm sure those 70 year old war vets could still kill you with their thumbs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that fast
      wasn't it ten years?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it for the most part. That scene with Anakin looking old as frick but was supposed to be 15 or whatever was very jarring. It's like they didn't even bother to try and de-age him for some reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also, the black woman jedi hunter was terrible. I assumed it was just nerds being racist before I watched, but she really was terrible in all aspects.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you can't point out or you hate ALL black women. It's Hollywoods new defense system. Praise our minority or women characters even if they're awful or you're a racist

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it kinda sucked

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Putridly bad
    >Obi Wan leaves Tattooine when he should have stayed put, whilst Boba Fett stayed on Tattooine when he should have left. How did they frick this up?
    >timeline wrecked as now ANH doesn't make sense as Leia and Obi Wan don't seem to know each other
    >when Vader and Obi Wan met again in ANH they both talked like they hadn't seen each other in decades. But in reality it was like 6 years (and 2 encounters at that)
    >why didn't Obi Wan kill Vader? He had no trouble killing Maul, Anakin. And of course he tried to convince Luke to kill Vader a few years later
    >kid Leia an annoying waste of time.
    >black chick a horrible actress and having her character surviving getting stabbed in the 2 stomach with a lightsaber twice is weird
    >Obi Wan was 3rd string behind black chick and kid Leia
    >music sucked
    >poorly directed and visually boring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This /thread.
      We wanted a show about Kenobi, giving a bit of info on his past, upbringing and training. We got a show about a mouthy brat and a redemption arch for someone we never heard or care about.
      SW is officially dead to me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Obi Wan Kenobi should have been about a broken man. A defeated warrior. A guy who actually won his final battle, but the war was still lost in the end. As he lives the harsh Tattooine life he gets into situations that remind him of situations he had with Anakin when he was his padawan. We can see how he handles the situation now vs. back then. Maybe he realizes he made some mistakes as his master? Maybe he misses his old friend more than he thought he would which only make his isolation worse.
        Oh, but instead we got the adventures of Kid Leia and black chick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leia named her kid after Ben, moron. She knew him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Leia named her kid after Ben, moron. She knew him.
        Sequel trilogy doesn't count, moron. In ANH
        >Obi Wan didn't acknowledge that he knew her in the hologram vid
        >Leia called him "General Kenobi" and only said "you served my father in the Clone War, no mention of their adventure from a few years earlier
        >Leia didn't give a shit when Obi Wan died while Luke was very upset

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it doesn't count because......it just doesn't okay?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >>it doesn't count because......it just doesn't okay?
            No, because the sequel trilogy was trash. And it doesn't explain away the inconsistencies in ANH.
            Ok, so why would Leia name her kid Ben because of an adventure she had with Kenobi decades earlier, but not give a shit when he died?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              All will be revealed in season 2. They know what they’re doing. It’s in safe hands.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Unless Obi Wan and Leia get their minds wipes like 3PO at the end of ROTS, there is no hope. I won't even watch season 2 so it doesn't matter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I was actually joking. But at the same time, I bet there’ll be the worst kind of reason given at some point. I actually wouldn’t put a mind wipe past them. However, I don’t think they care enough to even bother.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are they really making a season two of this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >When I left you three weeks ago I was but the learner. But now I am the master.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It explains everything

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It explains everything
                Please tell me how it explains it. I await your silence.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It is fan fiction. If its not made by the original creator, it isn't canon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You really love that corporate boot, don't you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, you're coping

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Luke didn't care when his surrogate parents died either. Obi wan told Leia to keep shit secret too, hence the message remains cryptic. Why would Ben tell him about helping her when he is also keeping the fact she is a twin secret?
          Cope

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Luke didn't care when his surrogate parents died either.
            Are you fricking insane? He literally rushed home in a panic when he realized the Empire was heading to his house. When he got there he did the classic hero "teary eyed, look away" movie pose. Luke was also clearly upset when Obi Wan died. Leia didn't give a shit.
            >Obi wan told Leia to keep shit secret too, hence the message remains cryptic.
            ??? By even sending the message it is no longer cryptic. The message links Obi Wan to Bail Organa, and thus to Leia. If she says "Hi Ben it's me Leia" or "General Kenobi" doesn't really matter.
            >. Why would Ben tell him about helping her when he is also keeping the fact she is a twin secret?
            Soooo, how would this have worked if Luke and Obi Wan met Leia.
            >Leia: "Ben! So great to see you after so many years!"
            >Luke: "Uh, so Obi Wan, you knew Leia this whole time? Why didn't you say anything? Especially when you knew we were going to meet her. This is awkward on your part."
            Are you morons all zoomers defending this?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He didn't even cry lmao
              Cope harder. Force is female

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The virgin Ben Solo. The sigma Ben Skywalker and Jacen/Jaina Solo. The chad Anakin Solo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      9 years, not 6

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not good but neither is it terrible, best are the first and last episodes.

    Not essential viewing but if you like Kenobi watch it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only good thing to come out of this shit-show.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't mind Reva, she was mildly annoying sure but it's not like she was a mary sue or anything. They in fact went out of their way to show her getting btfo around every corner.
    I think she stuck out a bit because of her thick accent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it's not like she was a mary sue or anything
      ?
      >survives multiple times getting stabbed in the stomach by Vader
      >figures out Obi Wan and Bail Organa are connected (this is pretty much her "I bypassed the compressor!" moment)
      >kills tons of Jedi for 10 years, but wait she's actually a good person who wants to defeat Vader in the end
      >figures out that Anakin is Vader even though it's one of the mostly closely guarded secrets in the Empire
      >somehow finds the secret passage to the tunnels
      >somehow navigates the tunnels and finds Leia very quickly
      I bet I'm missing a bunch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot
        >Be mad at Obi Wan for not being at the temple during order 66 because he had been ordered across the galaxy to defeat Grievous.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >survives multiple times getting stabbed in the stomach by Vader
        Yeah so she gets btfo twice by the same guy, one time where he barely even fights back and the other when she's a child. Is this supposed to be impressive? Some act of great skill? Did she even land a single hit against anyone in the whole show? She almost got beat by fricking uncle Owen man
        >kills tons of Jedi for 10 years, but wait she's actually a good person who wants to defeat Vader in the end
        Offscreen kills don't count look at grievous. That's like when you see a boxer with a good win rate again literally whos then they get btfo in a real fight.
        >figures out that Anakin is Vader even though it's one of the mostly closely guarded secrets in the Empire
        I wouldn't say she "Figures it out" He tries to kill her and she lives. Not a lot of detective work going on there anon
        >somehow finds the secret passage to the tunnels
        Badguys ALWAYS find the secret tunnel so they can chase the good guy, what are you even complaining about
        >somehow navigates the tunnels and finds Leia very quickly
        It's clearly a 1 way tunnel

        There are problems with the show, but this shit is just you being assmad as frick anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not that anon, but your reading comprehensions skills are mad moronic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Is this supposed to be impressive?
          She survives getting stabbed in the stomach with a lightsaber twice, you moron.
          >Offscreen kills don't count
          Holy frick. So I guess Obi Wan saying "Vader helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights" makes Vader a-ok because they were all offscreen? kys offscreen moron.
          >I wouldn't say she "Figures it out"
          ? She literally tells Obi Wan that Vader=Anakin. There's no way she should know this. 0.0 In all past canon it was only the Emperor, Obi Wan, Yoda, and maybe Tarkin that knew this.
          >Badguys ALWAYS find the secret tunnel so they can chase the good guy, what are you even complaining about
          No, only Mary/Gary Sues do. They had to make her character look smart and they chose this garbage.
          >It's clearly a 1 way tunnel
          So how did Reva find the end of it?
          >There are problems with the show, but this shit is just you being assmad as frick anon
          You're a legit homosexual that is defending nuWars garbage with some of the worse counterarguments imaginable.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Again, is that supposed to be impressive Darth Maul got cut in half and survived so what's the big deal man?

            That is extra lore for us, we've see Anakin's power, it doesn't need to be told to us, we know Vader is a bad dude. We have seen him doing all those things so I'm not sure your point. They're only saying that to imply that she's a force to be reckoned with, as they should, as they would do with literally any other villain they were trying to introduce.

            I just don't see what the issue is with her knowing, if she saw him do it when she was a child then who cares? Again it's not as if she did some sleuthing to figure it out, she just survived an attack. Hardly Mary sue worth man

            You never watch horror movies where the villain just knows where the good guys are no? You never see the good guy stumble into a secret corridor by accident? The monster never randomly guesses the right cupboard the survivor is in no?

            If being able to outflank a literal child makes you a Mary sue in your world anon I don't know what to say. If you REALLY want to think about it beyond that then the place they were in at the tie was clearly a town in the middle of nowhere probably not a massive stretch to just look for the nearest lights and guess.

            I fricking hate Nuwars more than anyone, but these aren't complaints

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Again, is that supposed to be impressive Darth Maul got cut in half and survived so what's the big deal man?
              Darth Maul isn't human, moron. Qui Gon took one lightsaber stab in the stomach and died. This chick took 2 and survived (and she was walking around after the 2nd one. In theory the saber should have sliced her spine in half)
              >all this reddit spacing garbage
              Bro, just admit you are homosexual that loves nuWars.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon what the frick you're complaining about a character being a Mary sue when she doesn't win a single fight the entire show. She's shown many MANY times to be much weaker than the other character. Take your meds
                >NOOOOO SHE OUTRAN A FRICKING CHILD!!!! M-M-MARY SUEEEEE

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Her ability to survive attacks that would kill anyone else (TWICE) makes her a Mary Sue.
                SHE OUTRAN A FRICKING CHILD!!!! M-M-MARY SUEEEEE
                She magically knew where the child would be.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Darth Maul surviving was moronic garbage.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Darth Maul was a Sith Lord and Palps's successor for decades. And he lost his mind and became an animal. His survival cost him. The Black b***h was a nobody, she survived getting stabbed when she was a fricking 8 year old somehow, and then survived again. Frick you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I always knew I’d regret not having any Ross from Friends memes saved on my phone.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people relentlessly shit on hayden in the prequels
    >hayden is the only good thing about the obi wan show
    I enjoy a good redemption pottery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would have preferred if they has dropped Leia and had more focus on Kenobi using his wits/subtle force powers to evade or defeat inquisitors, as he knows he can't use his jedi powers in public. Let him and Tala have a more will/they won't they thing, with him being temporarily enraged and Vader zero-ing in on him (after everyone other inquisitor fails) as a result of those feelings. Let his successes and the hopes he fostered during the series helping people escape be the flashbacks that help him defeat Vader instead of Leia.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The writing is atrocious, with every plot development strung together by coincidence and mere convenience.
    The main antagonist's motivation and character arc doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
    Force powers are wildly inconsistent with what is shown between the prequel and original trilogy. They seem to base the force off the moronic shit they do in the sequels.

    Obi-wan and Anakin had a couple nice character moments, but it also just makes a mess if it's intended to lead into Ep IV.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit tier fan fic, inferior to 90s fmv's

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Starwars has always been about visual spectacle. It was written to be seen, not read. There was absolutely no visual spectacle in this show. This is something starwars fans (i.e. RLM homosexuals) have no clue about, when they analyze or care excessively about "plot" and "themes". It is like looking at a painting and thinking "what is the plot here?". Plot points don't make for a good movie, yet that's all this shit-show is. There's no aesthetic to it. Disney will NEVER make any spectacle for us because they are not george lucas. They don't have the motivation to do something new. Just the bare minimum to satisfy the midwit fans. "Oh look, here's how that happened! Wow!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Solo looked cool in the kassel run

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uncle Owen had a better arc in the show.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was alright. Pretty much par for the course Disney+ Star Wars where there were the beginnings of ideas that could have been really cool, but none of it was developed as far as it could have been, and you also had to have the obligatory diversity characters and cute mascot characters that don't really add a lot, because of course.
    It's fine. It's watchable. Reva was actually an okay villain, for what it's worth.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that title and thumbnail

    Fricking hell.

    Show was mostly shit and just spun it's wheels until the last two episodes. Reva added nothing and was a poor man's Trilla. Baby Leia actress was too young and made a lot of her scenes comical because of it.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boring, bad characters, meandering and often nonsensical like all Disney Star Wars shows. Also doesn't feel like it's in the same universe as the OT. The only good part was the final fight.

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